Month: September 2007

It seems to me that there ought to be more thought to some interesting tobbaco-shisha heads for those who would like to smoke out of the head of their President, Prime Minister or Queen! This looks like a great idea for a home-made hookah ceramic bowl.

Where do you put the tobbaco?( ABOVE)

Mickey Mouse Pipe head comes with its own case. Nice birthday present for your young son.

Hey hokah industry get up of your as and use some more imagination! The Turkish have ben making¬† Merrschaum Pipes by hand for I don’t know how many centuries, but in 1970 I was only 3 days in Istambul,Turkiya and bought a “Pirate’s Head” Merraschaum pipe for $15 then , probably what would be $30 now. It was not clay, or glazed but pure white and probably machine done! Merraschaum is wondeful material in your hands and a realy coler smoke, but these are pipes, as in “Smoking-Pipes” and we are talking about geting some better head for the hookah pipes.

The below link has even nicer photos, and an explaination of what Merschaum was, and isn’t today.(Acorrding to the article linked, I DID buy a “pressed” merraschaum pipe but it was worth it. At age 17 I didn’t have to impress anyone, and if you saw my nargilahs you would know. I almost always go for a god UGLY useable product rather than a BEAUTIFUL piece of garbage that doesn’t work properly.

Which reminded me of this song from around 1962

“Hey man, I saw yo wife the oder day, mon, she be UGLY”

“Yeah Man, ut she sure can COOK”. I liked it then,I told you I remember al the wrong things from 40-50 years back!

“Never Let a Pretty Girl Marry You” by Jimmy Soul, and that’s Dave Clark the America’s TV DJ. on his right.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Qh9ZZgDqzAg

Here is another version which reminds me of Lou Reed where he sings

: “And the Coloured girls go boop, boop, boop”

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ttuLgNSYEY4

If girl models were fat :

http://youtube.com/watch?v=C4gqj414xnQ

Link to this Link,Linkletter.

http://laudisi.com/gulel/medet.html

So? Are the guys in the hokah producing companies going to mass produce a simple design?

Look what I just found?

http://www.dargate.com/249_auction/249_images/3103.jpg

I can DO this! And I know someone closeby with a kiln!Glaze it, Heat that one up it’l never break.

Revieve an Oscar and smoke it, too!Who is¬†¬†¬†¬† “Oscar”?

You can’t afford this double-header and here is why :

http://www.ceramtec.com/index/divisions/medical_products/medical_professionals/products/hip_joint_components/joint_replacements/biolox_option_system/04026,0125,0344,4015.php

 Of course you need to build it round  and higher. You could use these ideas for nice clay  head bowls home -made.   :

http://dunapart.hamlet.hu/051205/kepek/203.jpg

Didn’t sir Isac Newton have a BLONDE wig?And Joan of Arc(Acre-Akko on the Mediterranean Sea West Coast) have purple tint?

“The Servant of Shylock”

Napoleon Bonedog

 Just ideas

¬† “Stick this on your pipe and smoke it”

Hookah 1

For this you’ ll need a servant, if you do it at home and aren’t at a lounge!

Servant bring on my hookah!

I did this with natural coals and had to get everything in sync.

I started by heating up the coals, and a “Smoking-Hookah.com” “Party Bowl” the biggest bowl on the market since I didn’t want to do it with just a litle shisha for the trial experiment. Took the bowl and also heated it , its pretty heavy.When the coals were ready I had to run and do a lot! Quick took the hot bowl, and filled it to the top but not to much so that the top wouldn’t scorch. Next came the coals which I put on the foil already had made before with holes but inverted upside down to keep the coals from rolling off and besides to do this with foil, and put it on a already heated ceramic¬† shisha bowl, I would probably get hot fingers! The hot bowl was to heat up the glycerine juices at the same time as simulteaneously smoking. In other words, a ready made party.I’m smoking “Abed El-Khader” strawbery also from Smoking-Hookah.com” which they bring from Jordan and I love al their flavours.

Well, the experiment was worth it! From the first toke I got pluming clouds of smoke and a big strong kick, too.

 

Sahib, you called?

Your Big Mac, Sahib

I found it! The “Lifeboat” sketch by Monty Python.(Where they try to decide who they must eat to survive. Its quite humourous)

(This photo is not in the video.)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=rFDgSKbapzY

If you are American and do not care for British “humour”

Then here is a bit of ….. American¬† “Humor”

A.L. All American Boy !

http://youtube.com/watch?v=dtY6iJTHELU

Jealous?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1Y1cwKmRO0s

Hookah 1 (at the virtual Baseball game in Seattle,Washington Safeco Field Stadium)

So the soya thing¬† instead of water didn’t work, I put in so little soya milk and nothing else, it all bubbled up on me.

Again, I cleaned up the nargilah and the hose luckily Ithought to use my p.v..c washable.

I come back and put on a new plastic tip. Again a hassle!

In some cultures they don’t kiss, but rub noses. I want to be¬† ethnicly correct here so I won’t mention names.

But its like in the newest version of King Kong. The beautiful girl gets kissed, but NOT by that gigantic gorilla.

In case some famous actor whose last name starts with a “B” reads this and wants to sue me, his last ¬†name is the same as a once big city¬† in Poland before the G army killed most of its citizens. How did they manage to connect lips in that movie?

The only man in Hollywood who really does need to bob his nose won’t do it. He must be a great actor.

So about plastic tip covers for the hose.

¬†plastic…not just for steel

http://www.smoking-hookah.com/Products/Accessories/Mouth-Tips-(100pcs).asp

They always have this little ridge on them at the place where the plastic is extruded from its mold. And lips are sensative. Here is where I put my false teeth in and lightly rip that little ridge off!

This song is from the second Arlo Guthrie album which I bought in 1969 written by Steve Goodman RIP who died at age 27.

Which by chance I can show you the funniest scene ever of a movie from around 1978 I saw and got here on You Tube the clip.

Make sure you go to the train’s rest room before you watch!

“Silver Streak”

The Los Angeles to Chicago train !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3R16gPne9bc

Hookah 1 (wearing my adult size disposable diaper until this clip  ends)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piUWIqWSthA

It will calm me down.

“City of New Orleans” (Name of another Chicago to New Orleans train)

Well I took this new carton of soya milk purposely non-flavoured out of the freezer, cleaned my hookah and pored it in. A colder smoke? Thicker smoke? I made sure to add only half the ammount¬† of soya milk since I knew it would bubble up, and I changed hoses¬† to one of my washable p.v.c. hoses since I’ve ruined a hose on coconut milk when that bubbled into it.

I put in some wonderful Al-Sultan  Banana-Milk flavoured shisha, and even this little bit is bubbling up like crazy and the shisha is starting to burn. So am I.

No more plastic cows for me. I’m going straight for a mammary right now to settle my hash!

And you may listen to THIS cow. One of the older (1969) Pink Floyd albums I had back then.

Don’t you all run at once.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atom_Heart_Mother_(suite)

“Breast Milky” by Pink Floyd :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7Wifp9uXk8