ModernNomad84 – Page 43 – The Hookah Blog

Its not a Whiskey bottle,that’s a hookah

Smoking-Hookah.com¬†¬†¬†¬† has come out with a brand new line of Hookahs with Whiskey Bottles which have the hose plug running ¬†right into the bottle!

Jack Daniels,¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬† Jim Beam,¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬† ¬†Jameson, and…..

Jameson

ABSOLUT vodka!

¬†Absolut hookah lamp:

Absolutely!

http://www.smoking-hookah.com/Store/Collector’s-hookah.asp

These are not your yo-yo type¬† hookem up to a trashed¬† empty bottle which end up working for a short time, but a real live hookah with “Smoking-Hookah.com” ‘s guarantee to back it up as a well crafted hookah, no leaks and its HAND-MADE , sturdy as all large hookahs should be.

I notice that they are all feminine named! Some elegant ¬†class !

http://www.smoking-hookah.com/Store/Collector’s-hookah.asp

Click the link below for price, style and more info :

http://www.smoking-hookah.com/Store/Collector’s-hookah.asp

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(Swimming in a bottle of¬† 100% Absolut shisha!)

Why you little…Brat!

Yeah.

What’s going on? We have just recently made our wondorous FaceBook site page and (I know) you haven’t logged in and joined.

I just look at the numbers. I won’t mention names but I mean you.

¬†and you 2 also.

Hey all you shisha smokers

All ya truck drivers spinnin them 18 wheels

In one of these cuties you can set up any size hookah that you want and I promise it won’t tip over!

Actually, I’d rather be a truck driver than just writing a shisha forum, The U.S.A. coast to coast has lots of room to truck from point to point.Just load up, take a few bennies and fly for a few days before unloading. Here in Israel the roads east to west¬† are at most an hour and a half. from north to south with one or two stops is 7 hours I’d be loading and unloading 3 or 4 times a day so forget that.

And you “Borrowed Angels”, you too.

(Nice song, click on the large photo).

You florists reading this-you can join

Firepeople¬†in your Unisex uniforms

students

clowns

You mothers

authors

even u

you can…¬†not

Go to FaceBook look under

groups, click write hookah, click and look for the shisha¬† dwarf¬† “Shisha.Bubbly”

look for me

HomeMade “Fruit-Cake” Shisha

So our long time reader “Mr.Detroit Tiger” wrote a comment asking if anyone made made home-made shisha out of the 2 billion and 46 “XmasFruit-Cake” presents?

A simple recipe for fruit-cake shisha :

1)take one of your fruit-cakes (enough to feed all the hungry of the world for 5 years).

2) add 5% glycerine which you buy at the pharm

3) add some alchoholic booze

4) mix

5) acclimate¬† at least 8¬† hours or more until dry enough to smoke and liquid from the booze has evaporated.

6) fill yer bowl and smoke that fruit-cake shisha.

Heck, you’ve enough fruit there for 9 ,046 years of shisha.

Here is a great fruit-cake song not yet deleted of foul words

…you can stick that fruit-cake up your..”

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“Smoke smoke that cigarette”

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Just a cryin shame

Here is your chance, holiday time Thankgiving, Channukah, Christmas to buy much cheaper at “Smoking-Hookah.com” the great online hookah sitethe international site. or its wonderous, most fair and beautiful sister company in Israel Nargila.co.il !!

¬†http://www.smoking-hookah.com/

in Hebrew (Ivrit)

http://www.nargila.co.il/

Now is the time to DEMAND from them cheaper prices than listed on their already low price-list. Ask for bonuses /gifts, don’t worry, we are all schnorrers at heart, no?Even more Chutzpah, ask for half off! You probably won’t get it, but try your best offer!

Before German WW2 bombings :

After on the next day of bombings :

Can’t keep a good Englishman down. You know :”…mad dogs and Englishmen would not be up and about on a night like tonight”.

Wild hookah gifts @ Smoking-Hookah.com”

Just 4 ladies¬†¬† ¬†¬†¬† ¬†”I smoke hookah….don’t¬† YOU”?

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Holiday videos hookah & such, some¬† quite funny.

“You ain’t getting shit for XMas”

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Jackie Chan smokes the un-hookah!

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“Daddy’ Drinking up our Xmas”

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“If you want to be happy for the rest of your life”

I remember this comming out in 1962 or 1963

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For all those nice little Jewish kids out there Adam Sandler’s “channukah song”

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“Xmas¬† in Jail”

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Did you ever breathe nitrous oxide (Laughing Gas) and smoke hookah? Wow, I wouldn’t try!

Peter Sellers did!

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Also from a Peter Sellers movie “Dr. Strangelove”, the bomb goes off :

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Totally funny Linda Blair and Rabbi Herring comes to cure her daughter. Not at all scary, just full of fun (even fat jokes)….

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In a similar vein, Linda blair as the mother this time, comedy

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Jack Nicholson’s drink up (all the time from 1968 “Easy Rider” film

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“There ain’t no god for dogs” by the least doggiest girl in the universe Milla Jovovitch famous movie star, dancer, model, comedian and (just maybe singer).

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“the kangaroo song” 1964

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“Killer Willard” the boxing kangaroo kicks ass of the owner’s husband and the t.v. interviewer!