Author: ModernNomad84

A brand new news article I just found.

The Hizballah organization-army has built a new museum to show how Israel lost last year’s war in( very) South Lebanon, over the border of Lebanon the smallest of all 21 Arab nations.

(They have some giganticly sized countries mostly).

The article posted says that the museum shows the effects of Israel’s bombing of the cicilian population -again, just over the border region and not inland to the cities.

     Left out of their propaganda is that they also bombed  Israel,the whole north, cities like Kiryat Smonah, Shlomi, Tzfat (Safed). the major city of Haifa, and they were nice enough to hit Arab villages inside of Israel proper who also had killed and wounded thanks to their Moslem Brethren.

But read the article yourself.

The fearless leader of Hizballah refers to Israel’s army as¬†only¬† weak SPIDER ‘s net about to rip apart.

In the Jewish Torah and the Christian Bible (maybe even the Koran) it  has a story parable about King David.

King David asks the True One G-D and Creator of all physical and spiritual worlds a question :

“Why did you create such a worthless creature like the SPIDER” asks King David.

He anwers¬† the King. “Time will come and you will be in great need of the lowly creation of Mine, the SPIDER.”

As time goes by King Saul (who reigned directly before King David–so David was not yet king….King Saul becomes jealous that the Phrophet Natan predicts in G-D’s Name that King Saul will see his own kingdom ripped apart from him and torn assunder, later David will become the King.

King Saul becomes melencholy and terribly depressed. The only help for his sadness is for David “The Sweet Singer of Israel” who composed many of the Psalms with G-D’s Holy Spirit resting on him¬† can play the Kinor which is a type of harp-lyre and sing Psalms. Only then will King Saul be able to sleep.

In a later fit of rage, King Saul’s son Yonatan the best friend of David tells David to flee since Saul wants David dead.

David does flee, and he hides in a cave…which one lowly, tiny spider weaves his web across and this seals off the opening of the cave so that King Saul and his soldiers are at the cave, see the spider net and assume that its been made so long ago that David could not possibly be in the cave!

G-D tells David : “You see that no created being in my Creations are for naught, but Created by My Infinite Wisdom and Sight.”

So Hizballah does not have too many Israelis worried. “We have with G-D’s Help overcome Pharoah (and myriads of others, we will overcome this too with G-D’s Help.”

I found a store¬† that sells “Al-Sultan” shisha in Jerusalem.

I had run clean out of what to smoke so I went up there to get some of this mighty fine premium tobacco mu’assel.

It has become one of my favourite brands to smoke, has long staying power and wonderful taste at  a less than premium price!

http://www.smoking-hookah.com/Products/Shisha/Al-Sultan-premium-tobacco.asp

Click above to see the flavours offered.

I bought¬† 200 grams of cinnamon, 100 grams of banana-milk which lives up to its rich name, 100 gram mint, 100 gram strawberry, 200 gram cherry , and 150 grams of Nakhla melon (Nakhla makes terrific melon and I don’t like the Al-Sultan melon.)

Al-Sultan has other great flavours which you can find on “Smoking-Hookah.com’s¬† “page.http://www.smoking-hookah.com/Products/Shisha/Al-Sultan-premium-http://www.smoking-hookah.com/Products/Shisha/Al-Sultan-premium-tobacco.asptobacco.asphttp://www.smoking-hookah.com/Products/Shisha/Al-Sultan-premium-tobacco.asphttp://www.smoking-hookah.com/Products/Shisha/Al-Sultan-premium-tobacco.asp

¬† Babe Ruth was named “The SULTAN ¬†of Swing”¬†¬†

Dire Straits playing “SULTANS of Swing”

http://youtube.com/watch?v=z2nQZPC2uTs

http://www.smoking-hookah.com/Products/Shisha/Al-Sultan-premium-tobacco.asp

Would YOU buy a hookah here?

Buy your hookah here?

or here in this lounge store?

“I wonder if the metal welding on these hookahs are good?”

¬†¬†¬†¬† Well sons and lovers (of¬† shisha smoking), I wouldn’t dare.

¬†¬†¬†¬† First off- I’d like to say that NO HOOKAH LOUNGE ,PUB,BAR is being singled out for infamy,.They all want to cover their¬† costs and make a profit, no?

     After all, they need to buy from the city council a liquor licsense, pay electricity for all those bright lights, buy fancy furniture often when the rowddies get rowdy and carve up the upholstery, get their nargeelas wholesale, etc. etc.

     Did I forget to mention paying a wage to their employees?

     Here is the classic analogy :

     You are out in the desert driving your car down the highway and come to the only food store within 150 miles. And you want a cold drink or 2 or 3.

¬†¬†¬†¬† Lo and behold you spot the cola machine (I’ll use Coca Cola as an example since they are paying me a big kick-back…just joking friends).Price $2.25 for a small 12 ounce can in quarters, please. They have you chump. Where else can you go?

     Same thing with the hookah.

     Lots of people that have NEVER smoked a hookah in their lives have their first try at the corner Hookah Lounge.

     They are so enthused of course, they want to own one themselves.And some coals, and shisha. The whole package deal.

     Now , what the hookah lounge buys wholesale in big volume, you end up paying through the nose for.

     After all, you are almost in the desert. How many hookah lounges are there in Kalamazoo, Michigan? One, sometimes. And you will pay well for the hookah package. To cover the costs ofthe lounge to operate and make a profit.

¬†¬†¬†¬† Another pet peeve of mine already mentioned back in last May or June is the¬† (can Iactually write the dreaded name….”ebay”.

¬†¬†¬†¬†¬† The price is¬† so cheap “starting at $10 !!!!Being sold by the manufacturers of hookahs in China that detected a bad weld in the metal shaft on 4,000¬† hookahs.For only¬† Ten dollah you have the nice White Elephant which will make a nice conversation piece on your table when you hook a lightbulb and wires to your hookah. “My new lamp”.

     So lets hear it for all those online www/ hookah sites that sell  great products (and there are so many in competition to check out, you can buy your shisha cheap at X site, and find a good  comparable hookah on 3 different online stores to find which is cheapest.

     The great thing is that the best sites which most are, have a money-back guarantee. After all you pay with a credit card.

Notice that I refuse to mention online site names.

     Again, you might compare 2, 5, 12 online hookah product sites and find that the variety and price for the same shisha tobacco brand that you love is in this one, the new hookah you wanted is available in 7 sites and you look at the prices.

     Coals could be less expensive in a third site online.

     Shop around until you get a feel for the products.

Its fun and part of the hookah experience.

¬†¬†¬†¬† ¬†And don’t be a wise guy when you are down over the border in Tijuana, Mexico.

“Hey, yu tourist, I geev yu best huka and my seester for half hour- $90 “.

(His  sister)

“PPsstttt…hey yu tourist”?