So our long time reader “Mr.Detroit Tiger” wrote a comment asking if anyone made made home-made shisha out of the 2 billion and 46 “XmasFruit-Cake” presents?
A simple recipe for fruit-cake shisha :
1)take one of your fruit-cakes (enough to feed all the hungry of the world for 5 years).
2) add 5% glycerine which you buy at the pharm
3) add some alchoholic booze
4) mix
5) acclimate  at least 8  hours or more until dry enough to smoke and liquid from the booze has evaporated.
6) fill yer bowl and smoke that fruit-cake shisha.
Heck, you’ve enough fruit there for 9 ,046 years of shisha.
Here is a great fruit-cake song not yet deleted of foul words
…you can stick that fruit-cake up your..”
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“Smoke smoke that cigarette”
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