Smoking a Hookah in the Bathroom of Your Cubicle Job: How to Puff Away While Getting Paid and What to Do If you Get Caught

Yes.¬† You’ve all thought about doing it.¬† Having a hookah at work

You say: “The british have their tea parties, why can’t we smoke a hookah?”

The answer is you can, and heres how.

  • Step 1: Buy a hookah
  • Step 2: Take it to work.
  • Step 3: Find a nifty little place in the bathroom where you can stash it during the day.¬† If you have a little cleaning supplies uper the sink or something, thats always a great place.¬† You might want to keep it in a trashbag during this time.
  • Step 4: Waste a few minutes of your time making a little sign that reads that the bathroom is closed and then sneak in with your hookah-friendly office mates and post the “Bathroom in service” sign on the door.
  • Step 5: Light up, have a fine time releasing the stress of the day.¬† Build some office moral!

And, just in case you get caught, you can always claim explain the health benefits of blowing off stress.  Enjoy!

Huka

Huka is really just another way to spell Hookah. Huka isn’t too bad though, at least it is phonetically correct. However, you aren’t going to see many “Huka Bars” around, so I feel it is my civic duty to inform you that it is correctly spelled hookah. Don’t worry, I won’t tell any of your friends that you made such a simple mistake.

If you want to find out a bit more about Huka or Hookahs, then take a look around my beautiful and luxurious (not to mention very black and white looking) website. You will learn more here in one sitting then you ever learned in algebra. Although that may not be saying much…

Alert: Smoking Hookahs Can’t Be THAT Bad For You!

Hookahs and Smoking and RunningSo all of you have been ambushed by those crazies who will tell you that smoking the hookah is just as bad as smoking cigarettes. Well, I am no doctor, but here’s a little story that made me a believe that this simply isn’t true…

Yesterday I had the great priviledge for running a 15K roadrace, which is about 9.3 miles, in Utica, Ny. Without (almost) any training and having been smoking the hookah quite often as of late, I didn’t have a bit of trouble. Hell, I was hung-over and didn’t have to take a break and walk during the race. I ended in 95 minutes… which was faster than most of those “I run everyday, never smoke, and only eat broccolli” types of people. You know em.

So when people come up to you and say that you can’t run if you’ve been smoking, just challenge them to a race and have a fine puff of the hookah when you win.

How To Buy Hookahs Wholesale

Given the growing popularity of hookah smoking and hookah lounges, wholesale hookahs represent a tremendous value — if you can get your hands on one (or more). . For someone who is considering starting a retail hookah shop or smoking lounge, or who wants to add variety to an existing restaurant, tobacco shop, or bar, researching the options is among the first necessary steps.

Buying wholesale hookahs doesn’t mean buying cheaply made or unattractive product. Hand-blown glass in shimmering colors, elegantly traced in 21 karat gold, crystal, highly glazed ceramics, cloisonn?©-decorated brass, stainless steel worked into graceful curves, and carved wooden pieces all go into the making of a hookah. Since part of the joy of hookah smoking is the beauty and aesthetic pleasure of the hookah itself, wholesale hookahs come in a variety of lovely designs only surpassed by expensive custom models. In addition, styles range from traditional Egyptian and Syrian to modern and neo-exotic interpretations of the classic hookah, rotating hookahs, and more.

Things to look for in wholesale hookahs are quality of craftsmanship and durability of materials used. Stainless steel, Pyrex glass, and stone or ceramic are the best materials, the ones which can take repeated use while continuing to provide a pleasurable, smoking experience. Some metals, like copper, should be avoided (smoking from copper is actually poisonous). Wholesale hookahs are available in wood and brass and other materials, but these materials will not stand up terribly well to the test of time and use.

The base, or vase, of the hookah, is generally where the most artistic effort is expended, as it sets the tone for the whole piece. Hoses should be durable and include replaceable, disposable mouthpieces for individual smokers; hoses come in a variety of styles, from the basic to those covered in soft velvety fabric in lush colors, with carved and dyed wooden ends. The stem between the body and the tobacco bowl can vary widely in height, and is most often a gracefully wrought stainless steel in today’s hookahs. The tobacco bowl will be stone, glazed or unglazed clay, metal, or beautifully colored and shaped Pyrex, and can range in design from simple to ornamental.

Wholesalers will generally require a minimum purchase of $250 to $400, though some will have a higher first-time minimum. Wholesale hookah prices range from $30 to $60 per pipe. A number of accessories must be considered when looking at wholesale hookahs, among them the metal tongs, or pincers, for the hookah charcoal, screens for holding the coal, the hookah charcoal itself, disposable mouthpieces, cleaning brushes, rubber stoppers, and replacement bases, hoses, grommets, and other parts.