Trade & Deal your unwanted shisha

So, you went and made a nice big order of a shisha you heard was good and thought to give it a tryout.¬†¬† Either it was a waste of your hard earned money, a bad taste, or good shisha but maybe too sweet for you, whatever.¬†” Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.”

Here’s what you can do:¬† this is now the best time to find out that there are many shisha-hookah lovers right in your area who you can trade with.¬† After all, you aren’t going to feed it to the cat, right?¬†¬† Go to a nearby college campus¬† to find like minded smokers, or to a local lounge if you have one near you.¬† You’ll find a way and that way you’re not stuck with $20 or more of the shisha you don’t want!¬† Go to it!

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“Don’t Stoop to his Level”

“Don’t stoop to his level”. Have you ever heard those words? If you did, you were probably under the age of 23 cuz after that you’ve more or less found your own level.And when its said, lets say at 14 years old by your father it makes you feel worse than burt shsisha,no?Not good educational practice.

Water¬† has it’s own level too. A tiny drop will flow down a mountain, between crevises of giant bolders, just to reach its own level.

And in a hookah? How much water? Maybe¬† you’ve read the tried-and-true law “fill the bowl until it’s 1 or 2 inches above the end opening of the hookah shaft”.Jungerkeit! WHO made that rule?I saw the “hookah rules of ettiquite” many years ago and they are copied word for word in other hookah forums. They also tell you¬† that¬† “it’s not proper to pass the hose into another person’s hand, put it down¬† and let him pick it up”. RIGHT!! After a few beers you’ll be lucky to find the mouthpiece of the hose. I would be insulted if someone did that.(Do I have a catchy disease?).

So, water level. 2 rules forsure. One, you have to have the bottom opening of the shaft covered with water an inch, or no suction. Two, too much water and you will be slurping tobacco flavoured Red Bull through your hose and clean out the rust, dust and dirt while you do, probably ruining  your non-washable hose.YOU do it like you want. If you prefer less water fine or like me, as much as I can get without it going up the hose. Experiment. Also allow for some evaporation as you smoke after awhile, or ifyou live in a dry climate and the hookah shaft at the top is uncovered.Comprende?

Add some ice too, it cools off the smoke.Dumb and dumber is what some people do by sticking the whole mother in the freezer.You’ll ruin the hose and the cooling effect on the cold glass is good for 2 minutes max.

 

 or  higher if u want.

 http://www.smoking-hookah.com/Products/Accessories/Bubbly-under-water-motion-light.asp

water level quite high

 or stick the hookah in a bucket of ice water?

Coffee for breakfast with your hookah

I’ve had some nice coffee flavoured shisha. I’ve had a few, but in the last two or 3 years only Nakhla, since I bought theirs recently and its quite tasty.
If you have a shisha that is not up to par (I don’t golf) try adding some real coffee grounds or what is called Nescafe (I don’t vouch for that). Be brave and add any of these:
cardamon, muscat,nutmeg,cinnamon,or clove.
go lightly, especially on clove ,cinnamon and cardamon.
You could try vinilla or rum extract of the shisha is dry, otherwise you will make too drippy a mix and it will flow down the metal shaft.
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Don’t forget the coffee jitters.

al- walha naturalcoals are great

I see that they see these natural wood Jordanian Al-Waha are not¬†round so do they won’t roll off thre top head.

First thing I did was to put them in my alliminum carry charcoal can purchased fro EastCoast.com These I left for about 4 minutes on the hot plate (non spirilic).

I made up a large batch of half “drum ” brand pipe tobacco and half Abed El-Khader shisha in¬† cherry taste. Its grea!!!. I am actually enjoing the charcoal natural coals smell, too.

  

(Let me say that I came back to this post to fix a spelling mistake in every word.Must have gotten pretty high from all the pipe and shisha nicotine mixed. Smooth….